What if I am a snail and want to migrate

What if I am a snail and want to migrate to a different place so far away that it would cost the rest of my life if I move by myself? I've thought twice before I come to a tentative conclusion about which I am going to tell you now. I've noticed in my life quite often that the seeds of plants can be relocated by being discharged as bird droppings. Right, here we go. I'll let a migratory bird eat myself and hope to be released while surviving somehow without being digested. And yet here is the trickiest part: I have to accomplish a safe landing at the right timing. I still need some more moments of reflection for that.